12/7/08 Barf Festival

If you haven't seen me around lately,
not to worry my dear friend.
I've just been busy hosting a barf festival,
which is only now coming to an end.

The bed, the floors, the hall, the doors,
were showered, caked, and drizzled.
My home a mighty righteous wreck,
for surely and for shizzled.

Of course I had an invitation for you,
but in looking for time to send,
the letter was promptly barfed upon.
Oh shit, I just barfed on my pen.