Piracy.
And I'm not talking about burning movies on your pc, no sir.
I'm talking about life on the high seas. Yo ho ho and peg legs and scurvy.
It may seem glamorous kids but let's be practical.
As we all know, the pirate population inversely affects
the average world temperature.*
Global warming comes along and we the suckers
take the low road and blame the coal fired power plants.
We are stupid and predictable creatures.
Do your part.
Become a pirate.
The world needs you.
Your destiny calls.
Will you answer?+
*Sea pirates only - no data currently available for butt pirates
+Offer not available to residents of North Dakota and other landlocked areas
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