8/13/08 Lots of Letters

Two possible ways for me to get some credentials
since normal school doesn't seem to jive for me:

I think when you finish 25% of a degree
you should get a quarter sheet of paper.
Then when you've done all 100% of it
you can tape the pieces together to make a certificate.
But if you don't finish, you've still got something.

OR

We could just reinvent the thing where
your degrees add letters after your name.
PhD. What about: OCD?
MD. Let's try: ADHD.

Then I could say, look, I'm ADHD.
And here's the quarter sheet of paper to prove it.