4/8/08 Fun with Migraines

1 shift at Smoothie
1 mild hangover
9 hours of lying in bed but not sleeping
2 Excedrin migraine capsules
1 bottle of Coca Cola

Mix Smoothie shift and mild hangover until fully blended.

Slowly add the hours of lying in bed but not sleeping
until the mixture is the right consistency - should be jagged and
lightly nauseated. Moisten if too painful (with tears).

Let sit until morning. At dawn add the Excedrin migraine
capsules and wash down with Coca Cola. Simmer. Then go to work.