4/10/08 How Scary Am I?

Turn Back! Save Yourself!
might be what the signs say
as you approach my house.

If you could get your hands on a map
of this neighborhood circa 1600,
it might be marked with a
Here Thar Be Witches!
or Dragons!
or Pagans!
or Bitches!
Aaaarrrrggghhhh!
(or Pirates!)

That's how scary I am.