10/17/08 Unspun

It's true I spend more time with you
Mozilla Firefox, than with any of my friends.
It's true that I've been through a lot
with you, for quite a few years running,
and you know most of my secrets.
But you will know when I consider us
old friends. Because then if you are lucky
I will buy you a garbage bag full of
sheep shear, unspun and since last season
still even unwashed,
and give it to you for your birthday
three months too late.